THE CREATOR’S RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed ‘Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality,’ or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
(a) Loss of direction (b) Foul vocal emissions (c) Amnesia of origin
(d)Lack of peace and joy (e) Selfish or violent behavior (f) Fearfulness
(g)Idolatry (h) Depression or confusion in the mental component (i) Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is : P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS, Into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with;
LOVE, JOY, PEACE, PATIENCE, KINDNESS, GOODNESS, FAITHFULNESS, GENTLENESS, SELF CONTROL.
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. ( Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on J.E.S.U.S.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by “Knee mail”!
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CHEW ON THIS :
When a bird is alive it eats ants, when the bird is dead ants eat the bird. Time and circumstances can change at any time. That’s why you don’t devalue or hurt anyone in life, because you may be powerful today, but remember time is more powerful than you. One tree makes a million match sticks, but it only takes one match stick to burn a million trees; that’s why you need to be good and do good. Arrogance is the most insidious disease of the heart and their effects and conduct are reflected in the behavior and conduct of the sick person preventing them from entering Paradise. Time and circumstances can humble even the mightiest, reminding us of our vulnerability and the need for compassion towards others. Remember, a small act of kindness can have a profound impact on the world around us, spreading positivity and goodness.
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RECIPE
CASHEW RICE ROAST
Ingredients
1c cashew pieces
1c onions finely chopped
3c soft bread crumbs finely ground
2c plant-based milk
2c brown rice cooked
2Tbsp Bragg’s all-purpose seasoning
½ tsp sage
2Tbsp parsley flakes
METHOD:
Grind cashew until very fine. Place in a mixing bowl. Add remaining ingredients to bowland mix well. Lightly spray a 9 x 13” baking dish. Pour mixture into baking dish. Bake at 350’F for 50-60 mins. Or until golden brown.
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